It’s All Pete’s Fault

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Well, it appears that a week-to-the-day ago Mr. Pete was responsible for adding another year to his life (i.e. he has managed to avoid falling pianos [a la A Fish Called Wanda] and other similar nasty happenings), which just means that there is now a whole new year of possible It’s-All-Pete’s-Fault-induced events! The world - and more specifically the Toronto area - had best beware!! D.

Given the recent dearth of posts on this site, I think I’ll take it upon myself to start writing on this site again. Apparently, there hasn’t been enough things happening lately to compel folks to blame me for things, so I might as well give folks something to write about.

It’s been awfully quiet here lately.

And we know whom to blame for that. Right?

“The only blame I accept is that which goes up on the web site,” Pete confirmed. “And at least check,” he added mysteriously, “that was precious little. >:)”

Well usually we don’t take time to congratulate Pete, but on April 2, 2006, Pete married Yuki somewhere in Canada.  We’re not sure why the Canadian government gave Pete a marrige license, (no doubt significant bribes were incurred) but congratulations to Pete and Yuki!

On behalf of all of us at IAPF.org, we wish Pete and Yuki the very best for a long and enjoyable life together.

Yes, after a long hiatus, IAPF is back online. Now many of our loyal members may be wondering, “Why was IAPF.org down?” Well as you might imagine, Pete was to blame…

To make a long story short, iapf.org was hacked. Why was it hacked? Because we were using some insecure php scripts. Why were we running some insecure php scripts? Because we were trying to document for the world how Pete was causing war, pestilence and famine. Hence, if Pete did not exist, then this site would not exist, and hence would of never of been hacked.

But, now we’re back (and running more secure code we hope) so start documenting how Pete has caused problems!