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We have rats under our house. They have eaten holes into our furnace ducts. This of course means war. What does this have to do with Pete? Well who do you think put them there?

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Not sure what happened… must be Pete!

I can tell you what happened, but not exactly how… so clearly it must be nefarious Pete! (yes, I was injured in the crash, but I’ll be OK) Slow-mo of the actual crash:

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Yeah, we got h@x0r3d…

Didn’t upgrade WordPress fast enough. Someone installed some code to serve up landing pages for Canadian penis enlargement cures (no I didn’t make that up) and other spam. All cleaned up and fixed now of course, but I just wanted … Continue reading

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It’s all my fault!

This just in from IRC: <pete> oh, and I broke the soa recrod. let the recrod show … :)

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We need to stop him!

So we give Canada Netflix and they return the favor with Justin Beiber and Celine Dion? More proof Canadians are not our friends and we need to invade to stop this assault by Canadian “artists” which are clearly part of … Continue reading

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WordPress 3

Yes, we upgraded the site to WordPress version 3, which of course deleted the old “default theme” we were using because I was too lazy, err busy trying to fix everything Pete has been destroying.  Hence the new theme which … Continue reading

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Too slow Pete!

Just a FYI, we updated wordpress to the latest version to prevent Pete and his goons from exploiting some vulnerabilities. Ha ha! Too slow Pete!

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Thanks for the rain Pete

We’re going on a 10 day white water/camping trip on the Tatshenshini River (cue the violins). But thanks to Pete working with the over-zealous Chinese who are bent on world weather domination for the Olympics and then some, ordered up … Continue reading

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Pete strikes again!

Be sure to read the comments!

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